Is this a threat?

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 03/17/2019 at 14:08 • Filed to: None

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It seems kinda threatening to me.

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/17/2019 at 14:16

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eat more gyros

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/17/2019 at 14:18

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Gyros is love.

Svend > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/17/2019 at 14:37

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You shouldnt have to feel threatened to eat something so tasty.

A chicken and a lamb gyros.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/17/2019 at 14:41

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If gyros are threatening then I want to feel triggered more often.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Svend 03/17/2019 at 14:42

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The Lebanese version is better.

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/17/2019 at 14:45

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I so  wanted gyros yesterday. We went by this Greek place in the Bishop Arts District, but my MIL doesn’t like Greek food. 

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Chariotoflove 03/17/2019 at 14:53

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That would be a deal breaker for me.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/17/2019 at 15:21

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i love everything about gyros except the tzatiki. 

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 03/17/2019 at 15:24

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>:(

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/17/2019 at 15:45

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You like the juice? The juice is good? I get you more juice.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 03/17/2019 at 15:58

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The thing that kills me is how specific it is. “Got milk” makes sense because there’s a consortium of milk producers that could get together and produce ads for the milk industry as a whole. But the gyro industry? That’s not even a thing. The product is produced at the place of purchase.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/17/2019 at 16:37

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I would hap pily eat more Gyros if she is serving.

WilliamsSW > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/17/2019 at 16:50

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This place isn’t producing gyros - they’re buying them from Kronos and just cooking them on the spit.

Kronos is only about 20 minutes from me, and most Chicago area fast food joints thar serve gyros are buying them premade like that.

Of course if you can find a joint that * is* making them in house they’ll probably be better, but I do like Kronos gyros. 

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/17/2019 at 17:32

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Thirst alert

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/17/2019 at 17:49

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I’ll take a pepsi then.

My bird IS the word > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/17/2019 at 19:59

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Would have been more effective with the gyro smeared on her face I guess

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/17/2019 at 20:10

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Gyros is life

boredalways > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 03/17/2019 at 20:25

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[dirty thoughts deleted]

Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 03/17/2019 at 21:09

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Fortunately I like lots of kinds of food.